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Congress, Crime, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Congressman Garcia Launches New Touring Company

Posted onJanuary 21, 2021January 21, 2021

Washington D.C. – Fresh off his support of the insurrection in Washington DC, Congressman Mike Garcia (R-Fighter Pilot) has started a new side venture. “We …

City Council, Community, Congress, Featured, News, Politics & Government

LIVE BLOG: Election Night 2020

Posted onNovember 3, 2020November 3, 2020

Today is election day, for those that may have blissfully forgotten. The lazy and intellectually hampered are now making their way to the polls to …

Community, Featured, Latest News, News

The Signal Undergoes Rebranding, Lays Off Remaining Staff With Spines

Posted onOctober 30, 2020October 30, 2020

Santa Clarita – Richard and Chris Budman, owners of the valley’s longest operating publication “The Signal” announced today that the news site is undergoing a …

City Council, Crime, Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

City Council Candidates to Star in New Animated Crime Procedural

Posted onOctober 16, 2020October 16, 2020

Santa Clarita – Two city council candidates, Kelvin Driscoll and Chris Werthe, announced their new animated series “Santa Clarita Vice” today. The show will follow …

Congress, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Former Representative Katie Hill Producing Prequel to “Handmaid’s Tale” Based on Her Life in Congress

Posted onOctober 7, 2020October 7, 2020

Hollywood, CA – Former 25th Congressional District Representative Katie Hill – having finally faded from national headlines – has resurfaced to announce that she is …

City Council, Featured, News, Politics & Government

City Council Considering Ban on Sidewalk Chalk

Posted onSeptember 18, 2020September 17, 2020

After a public outcry from tens of dozens of concerned citizens, the Santa Clarita City Council has finally begun to consider a ban on the …

Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

SCV Water Board Runs for Kathye Armitage

Posted onSeptember 17, 2020September 17, 2020

The Santa Clarita Water Board has officially announced its candidacy for Kathye Armitage in the November 2020 election. Armitage, a Santa Clarita local, community leader, …

Crime, Education, Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

Convicted Felon Hopes for Second Chance at Life on School Board

Posted onSeptember 16, 2020September 15, 2020

Saugus – Local Convicted Felon and candidate for Saugus School District Board, Christian Gadbois, is vying for Julie Olsen’s vacated seat and hopes to forge …

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Advance Post Times Seeking Writers

Posted onSeptember 9, 2020September 9, 2020

Writing contest! Do you think you have what it takes to write for Santa Clarita’s premiere news* site? Of course you do! You hubristic bastard! …

Congress, Featured, Politics & Government

Congressman Mike Garcia Demanding Russia Increase Amounts for Bounties on American Soldiers

Posted onSeptember 1, 2020September 1, 2020

Washington DC – Congressman Mike Garcia (R – Santa Clarita) has introduced legislation, demanding Russia be held accountable for not setting a market value rate …

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