The Santa Clarita Valley Advance Post Times was founded in 1882 by Henry Mayo Newhall, on his death-bed. His mistress, unsure of his exact request may have gotten it wrong. It laid dormant, wracking up debt until 2018 when Tom Steyer purchased the debt, and tried to collect on it. As part of the settlement agreement, he acquired the news site and hired staff. His accountant told him it could be a tax write off, so long as the site continues to lose money. Irregardless, the site literally is the worst.
Staff
Emmanuel Goldstein
Publisher – [email protected]
Katherine Eleanor Conway
Editor – [email protected]
William S. Fart
Staff Writer – [email protected]
Harry Taintman
Staff Writer – [email protected]
Milfred Van Illes
Veterans Writer – [email protected]
Rebecca Hayes
Customer Service – [email protected]
Fannie Parker
Advertising – [email protected]
Alma Aguilar
Sunday Edition Editor – [email protected]
Frank Wilkins
Obituaries – [email protected]
Laurie Andrews
Meteorologist – [email protected]
Martin Barker
Astrology – [email protected]
Kristi Jensen
African-American Department – [email protected]
Rosemarie Walters
Legal – [email protected]
Contact
General Inquiries: [email protected]
Legal Department: [email protected]
DMCA Take-down request: [email protected]
Billing Department: [email protected]
Refund Department: [email protected]
Legal Stuff
For those in dire need to send legal threats, take down requests, hate mail, etcetera, please note that our intent is to amuse. Anything sent to us in these regards will be published, and made fun of.