About

The Santa Clarita Valley Advance Post Times was founded in 1882 by Henry Mayo Newhall, on his deathbed. His mistress, unsure of his exact request may have gotten it wrong. It lie dormant, racking up debt until 2018 when Tom Steyer purchased the debt, and tried to collect on it. As part of the settlement agreement, he acquired the news site and hired staff. His accountant told him it could be a tax write off, so long as the site continues to lose money.

Staff

Emmanuel Goldstein

Publisher – [email protected]

Katherine Eleanor Conway

Editor – [email protected]

William S. Fart

Staff Writer – [email protected]

Harry Taintman

Staff Writer – [email protected]

Milfred Van Illes

Veterans Writer – [email protected]

Rebecca Hayes

Customer Service – [email protected]

Fannie Parker

Advertising – [email protected]

Alma Aguilar

Sunday Edition Editor – [email protected]

Frank Wilkins

Obituaries – [email protected]

Laurie Andrews

Meteorologist – [email protected]

Martin Barker

Astrology – [email protected]

Kristi Jensen

African-American Department – [email protected]

Rosemarie Walters

Legal – [email protected]

Contact

General Inquiries: [email protected]
Legal Department: [email protected]
DMCA Take-down request: [email protected]
Billing Department: [email protected]
Refund Department: [email protected]


Legal Stuff

For those in dire need to send legal threats, take down requests, hate mail, etcetera, please note that our intent is to amuse. Anything sent to us in these regards will be published, and made fun of.

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