The Santa Clarita Valley Advance Post Times was founded in 1882 by Henry Mayo Newhall, on his death-bed. His mistress, unsure of his exact request may have gotten it wrong. It laid dormant, wracking up debt until 2018 when Tom Steyer purchased the debt, and tried to collect on it. As part of the settlement agreement, he acquired the news site and hired staff. His accountant told him it could be a tax write off, so long as the site continues to lose money. Irregardless, the site literally is the worst.


Emmanuel Goldstein

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Katherine Eleanor Conway

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William S. Fart

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Harry Taintman

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Milfred Van Illes

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Rebecca Hayes

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Fannie Parker

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Alma Aguilar

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Frank Wilkins

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Laurie Andrews

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Martin Barker

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Kristi Jensen

African-American Department – [email protected]

Rosemarie Walters

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