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Crime, News

Congressman Mike Garcia Hosts Coup Reveal Party on Capitol Hill

Posted onJanuary 7, 2021January 7, 2021

Washington D.C. – Recently sworn-in Representative Mike Garcia hosted a “Coup Reveal Party” on Capitol Hill yesterday. “You know, we didn’t want to know beforehand …

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Local Liberal Starts Pseudo-Anonymous Satire Site in Transparent Effort for Attention

Posted onDecember 19, 2020December 19, 2020

Santa Clarita – In 2018, a local liberal frustrated with their inability to gain sufficient attention, started a mostly humorless, occasionally relevant, satire website; lashing …

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Local Conservative Buys Thesaurus in Misguided Effort to Improve His Online Arguments

Posted onDecember 17, 2020January 1, 2021

Santa Clarita – A local conservative and admin of a Facebook group no one of sound mind would enter, announced today that he had purchased …

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Despite Achieving Full Election, BJ Unable to Satisfy Voters

Posted onDecember 15, 2020December 15, 2020

Santa Clarita – Newly reelected Santa Clarita Valley Water Board Director, BJ Atkins, confirmed today that he is resigning. “I’m sorry, I thought I was …

City Council, News, Politics & Government

President Trump Pardons Councilman Bob Kellar

Posted onDecember 7, 2020December 5, 2020

President Donald Trump today announced the next recipient of a presidential pardon.  For the first time in history, the recipient is a Santa Clarita resident.  …

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Christy Smith Blames Election Loss on Lack of Yard Signs

Posted onDecember 4, 2020December 4, 2020

Santa Clarita – Fresh off her loss to Mike Garcia for the 25th District Congressional seat, Christy Smith blamed a lack of yard signs as …

City Council, News, Politics & Government

Online Petition Started Calling for Councilman Jason Gibbs to Resign

Posted onNovember 13, 2020November 13, 2020

Santa Clarita – With less than a month before being sworn in, an online petition has been created calling for the resignation of Councilman-elect Jason …

City Council, Community, Congress, Featured, News, Politics & Government

LIVE BLOG: Election Night 2020

Posted onNovember 3, 2020November 3, 2020

Today is election day, for those that may have blissfully forgotten. The lazy and intellectually hampered are now making their way to the polls to …

Community, Featured, Latest News, News

The Signal Undergoes Rebranding, Lays Off Remaining Staff With Spines

Posted onOctober 30, 2020October 30, 2020

Santa Clarita – Richard and Chris Budman, owners of the valley’s longest operating publication “The Signal” announced today that the news site is undergoing a …

City Council, Crime, Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

City Council Candidates to Star in New Animated Crime Procedural

Posted onOctober 16, 2020October 16, 2020

Santa Clarita – Two city council candidates, Kelvin Driscoll and Chris Werthe, announced their new animated series “Santa Clarita Vice” today. The show will follow …

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