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Category: Politics & Government

Congress, Crime, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Congressman Garcia Launches New Touring Company

Posted onJanuary 21, 2021January 21, 2021

Washington D.C. – Fresh off his support of the insurrection in Washington DC, Congressman Mike Garcia (R-Fighter Pilot) has started a new side venture. “We …

City Council, News, Politics & Government

President Trump Pardons Councilman Bob Kellar

Posted onDecember 7, 2020December 5, 2020

President Donald Trump today announced the next recipient of a presidential pardon.  For the first time in history, the recipient is a Santa Clarita resident.  …

City Council, News, Politics & Government

Online Petition Started Calling for Councilman Jason Gibbs to Resign

Posted onNovember 13, 2020November 13, 2020

Santa Clarita – With less than a month before being sworn in, an online petition has been created calling for the resignation of Councilman-elect Jason …

City Council, Community, Congress, Featured, News, Politics & Government

LIVE BLOG: Election Night 2020

Posted onNovember 3, 2020November 3, 2020

Today is election day, for those that may have blissfully forgotten. The lazy and intellectually hampered are now making their way to the polls to …

City Council, Crime, Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

City Council Candidates to Star in New Animated Crime Procedural

Posted onOctober 16, 2020October 16, 2020

Santa Clarita – Two city council candidates, Kelvin Driscoll and Chris Werthe, announced their new animated series “Santa Clarita Vice” today. The show will follow …

Latest News, News, Politics & Government

Local GOP Volunteers Mistake Neighborhood Mailboxes for Low-Income Housing

Posted onOctober 10, 2020October 10, 2020

Photographs of the gaffe circulating on community Facebook pages caused quite a stir with those involved in local political races. At first glance, it appeared …

Bob Kellar Looking Longingly at his protege Jason Gibbs
City Council, Community, Latest News, Politics & Government

Bob Kellar Passes the Klan Hood to Jason Gibbs

Posted onOctober 8, 2020October 8, 2020

Santa Clarita – With his tenure nearly complete, Bob Kellar passed down his Klan Hood to protege Jason Gibbs in a ceremony this past week. …

Congress, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Former Representative Katie Hill Producing Prequel to “Handmaid’s Tale” Based on Her Life in Congress

Posted onOctober 7, 2020October 7, 2020

Hollywood, CA – Former 25th Congressional District Representative Katie Hill – having finally faded from national headlines – has resurfaced to announce that she is …

City Council, Featured, News, Politics & Government

City Council Considering Ban on Sidewalk Chalk

Posted onSeptember 18, 2020September 17, 2020

After a public outcry from tens of dozens of concerned citizens, the Santa Clarita City Council has finally begun to consider a ban on the …

Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

SCV Water Board Runs for Kathye Armitage

Posted onSeptember 17, 2020September 17, 2020

The Santa Clarita Water Board has officially announced its candidacy for Kathye Armitage in the November 2020 election. Armitage, a Santa Clarita local, community leader, …

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