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LIVE BLOG: Election Night 2020

Posted onNovember 3, 2020November 3, 2020

Today is election day, for those that may have blissfully forgotten. The lazy and intellectually hampered are now making their way to the polls to …

Community, Featured, Latest News, News

The Signal Undergoes Rebranding, Lays Off Remaining Staff With Spines

Posted onOctober 30, 2020October 30, 2020

Santa Clarita – Richard and Chris Budman, owners of the valley’s longest operating publication “The Signal” announced today that the news site is undergoing a …

Bob Kellar Looking Longingly at his protege Jason Gibbs
City Council, Community, Latest News, Politics & Government

Bob Kellar Passes the Klan Hood to Jason Gibbs

Posted onOctober 8, 2020October 8, 2020

Santa Clarita – With his tenure nearly complete, Bob Kellar passed down his Klan Hood to protege Jason Gibbs in a ceremony this past week. …

Community, Featured

Santa Clarita City Council Approves Purchase of Ice Station, renames it “Iceometown”

Posted onAugust 26, 2020August 26, 2020

Santa Clarita – At the August 25th city council meeting, the council approved the $14.2 million purchase of the defunct “Ice Station” in Valencia. The …

City Council, Community, Environment, Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

City Officials Break Ground on Mass Grave for COVID-19 Victims

Posted onJuly 25, 2020July 25, 2020

As the COVID-19 crisis worsens in California and LA County, Santa Clarita City leaders have taken the bold step to prepare for this unprecedented, mass-casualty …

City Council, Community, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Mayor Smyth Announces First Round of Sacrifices to Appease Coronavirus

Posted onMay 27, 2020May 27, 2020

Santa Clarita – Mayor Cameron Smyth announced Wednesday morning the plan to prematurely “open up” Santa Clarita, in an effort to stem the tide of …

Community, Featured

Anti-Abortion Group Stages Pro-Choice Rally

Posted onMay 7, 2020May 6, 2020

Valencia – Hundreds of protesters, or dozens if you don’t use the Signal’s math, showed up at the corner of McBean and Valencia Boulevard Tuesday …

Community, Environment, News

Santa Clarita Sheriff’s Department Issues Urgent Advisory Relating to High Wind Event

Posted onJanuary 6, 2020January 6, 2020

After being inundated with 911 calls by frightened residents, the Sheriff’s Department issued an advisory message to residents to help them through this trying time …

City Council, Community, Featured, News, Politics & Government

City Council to Honor Bob Kellar by Renaming Canyon Country Road

Posted onJanuary 5, 2020January 5, 2020

Santa Clarita – At the January 14th meeting, the City Council is set to honor Councilman Bob Kellars (R – Canyon Country) final year by …

Community

Aunt Discovers Facebook and Memes in Same Weekend, Ruining Lives for Many

Posted onJanuary 5, 2020January 5, 2020

North Valencia – A local woman, Karen, Aunt to 5 millennials, has signed up for a Facebook account, promptly adding all of her family members, …

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