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Education Featured News

Hart District to Rename All School Mascots

Posted onFebruary 10, 2021February 10, 2021
Congress Crime Featured News Politics & Government

Congressman Garcia Launches New Touring Company

Posted onJanuary 21, 2021January 21, 2021
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LIVE BLOG: Election Night 2020

Posted onNovember 3, 2020November 3, 2020

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The Signal Undergoes Rebranding, Lays Off Remaining Staff With Spines

Posted onOctober 30, 2020October 30, 2020 Community, Featured, Latest News, News

City Council Candidates to Star in New Animated Crime Procedural

Posted onOctober 16, 2020October 16, 2020 City Council, Crime, Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

Local GOP Volunteers Mistake Neighborhood Mailboxes for Low-Income Housing

Posted onOctober 10, 2020October 10, 2020 Latest News, News, Politics & Government
Bob Kellar Looking Longingly at his protege Jason Gibbs

Bob Kellar Passes the Klan Hood to Jason Gibbs

Posted onOctober 8, 2020October 8, 2020 City Council, Community, Latest News, Politics & Government
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Writing contest! Do you think you have what it takes to write for Santa Clarita’s premiere news* site? Of course you do! You hubristic bastard! …

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Posted onSeptember 9, 2020September 9, 2020
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Bridge To Home faces funding shortfall, renames itself “Bridge Is Home”

Posted onJanuary 7, 2019January 16, 2019

Bridge To Home, Santa Clarita’s primary homelessness service provider, announced today a name change to “Bridge Is Home,” highlighting the fact that they are still …

Crime, News

Congressman Mike Garcia Hosts Coup Reveal Party on Capitol Hill

Posted onJanuary 7, 2021January 7, 2021

Washington D.C. – Recently sworn-in Representative Mike Garcia hosted a “Coup Reveal Party” on Capitol Hill yesterday. “You know, we didn’t want to know beforehand …

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Local Liberal Starts Pseudo-Anonymous Satire Site in Transparent Effort for Attention

Posted onDecember 19, 2020December 19, 2020

Santa Clarita – In 2018, a local liberal frustrated with their inability to gain sufficient attention, started a mostly humorless, occasionally relevant, satire website; lashing …

News

Local Conservative Buys Thesaurus in Misguided Effort to Improve His Online Arguments

Posted onDecember 17, 2020January 1, 2021

Santa Clarita – A local conservative and admin of a Facebook group no one of sound mind would enter, announced today that he had purchased …

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Despite Achieving Full Election, BJ Unable to Satisfy Voters

Posted onDecember 15, 2020December 15, 2020

Santa Clarita – Newly reelected Santa Clarita Valley Water Board Director, BJ Atkins, confirmed today that he is resigning. “I’m sorry, I thought I was …

City Council, News, Politics & Government

President Trump Pardons Councilman Bob Kellar

Posted onDecember 7, 2020December 5, 2020

President Donald Trump today announced the next recipient of a presidential pardon.  For the first time in history, the recipient is a Santa Clarita resident.  …

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Christy Smith Blames Election Loss on Lack of Yard Signs

Posted onDecember 4, 2020December 4, 2020

Santa Clarita – Fresh off her loss to Mike Garcia for the 25th District Congressional seat, Christy Smith blamed a lack of yard signs as …

City Council, News, Politics & Government

Online Petition Started Calling for Councilman Jason Gibbs to Resign

Posted onNovember 13, 2020November 13, 2020

Santa Clarita – With less than a month before being sworn in, an online petition has been created calling for the resignation of Councilman-elect Jason …

Congress, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Former Representative Katie Hill Producing Prequel to “Handmaid’s Tale” Based on Her Life in Congress

Posted onOctober 7, 2020October 7, 2020

Hollywood, CA – Former 25th Congressional District Representative Katie Hill – having finally faded from national headlines – has resurfaced to announce that she is …

City Council, Featured, News, Politics & Government

City Council Considering Ban on Sidewalk Chalk

Posted onSeptember 18, 2020September 17, 2020

After a public outcry from tens of dozens of concerned citizens, the Santa Clarita City Council has finally begun to consider a ban on the …

Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

SCV Water Board Runs for Kathye Armitage

Posted onSeptember 17, 2020September 17, 2020

The Santa Clarita Water Board has officially announced its candidacy for Kathye Armitage in the November 2020 election. Armitage, a Santa Clarita local, community leader, …

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