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Bridge To Home, Santa Clarita’s primary homelessness service provider, announced today a name change to “Bridge Is Home,” highlighting the fact that they are still
Santa Clarita – On April 21, 2022, we received an email from a company called PicRights, demanding a $400 payment or “validation of license” for
Los Angeles – Mafia Boss Don Villanueva distributed a decree this week, asking associates for a code of Omertà , else they find themselves in a
Santa Clarita – Pharmavite, the Valencia-based company that manufactures and distributes “Nature Made” brand supplements, announced today a new line targeting non-binary persons. “This is
Santa Clarita – With a looming deadline for maps to be redrawn during California’s decennial redistricting process, Santa Clarita Valley Republicans have submitted their last-ditch
Ed. Note: David Barlavi sexually assaulted multiple women, mercilessly mocked, bullied, and harassed survivors of sexual assault, and threatened legal action when reprimanded for the
Santa Clarita – Recently reelected Santa Clarita Valley Water board member BJ Atkins told the media Thursday that his inability to attain an erection has
Santa Clarita – At the Tuesday city council meeting this week, Mayor Bill Miranda mercilessly beat an unarmed man to within an inch of his
Valencia – In light of the renewed indoor mask mandate, a group of boomers is now protesting the requirements. “This is a violation of our
Ed. Note: David Barlavi sexually assaulted multiple women, mercilessly mocked, bullied, and harassed survivors of sexual assault, and threatened legal action when reprimanded for the
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