Community

Facing Difficulties With an Erection, BJ is Delayed

Santa Clarita – Recently reelected Santa Clarita Valley Water board member BJ Atkins told the media Thursday that his inability to attain an erection has

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City Council

Local Punchline Announces Campaign for Attention

Santa Clarita – Saugus School Board Member – and assembler of self-crucifixes – David Barlavi has announced his campaign for City Council. “My fellow Santa

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Community

Bob Kellar Employs Elusive Queer-Baiting Technique During Retirement Fishing Expedition

Santa Clarita – Months after passing down the infamous no-smoking-dope-in-Santa-Clarita shotgun to protégé Jason Gibbs, SCV Advanced Post Times sat down with Bob Kellar. Following

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