Louis Feinberg

Carl and Jeri Goldman to Donate All KHTS Profits to Bridge to Home

Santa Clarita – In a surprising turn, Carl and Jeri Goldman have announced that they intend to donate all profits from their business ventures to

by Louis Feinberg

Christian Fascists Hold Rally for Forced Births

Valencia, CA – Local Cult Leader Jerry Cook, “Pastor” of extremist “church” Freedom’s Way Baptist, organized a rally last night in support of removing the

by Louis Feinberg

Councilwoman Marsha McLean Launches OnlyFans to Cover Campaign Debt

Santa Clarita, CA – Current city Councilwoman and former Santa Clarita Mayor Marsha McLean announced today that she has launched an OnlyFans account to address

by Louis Feinberg

Owner of local satire website announces they are really going to do something with it. Seriously this time.

Santa Clarita – The owner of local satire website Santa Clarita Valley Advance Post Times announced today their intention to actually do something with the

by Louis Feinberg

City Council to Consider Paying Attention to Alan Ferdman

Santa Clarita – After decades of ignoring him outright, the Santa Clarita City Council announced this week their intention to consider actually listening to Alan

by Louis Feinberg

KHTS Announces New Innovations in Online Advertising

Santa Clarita – KHTS announced the implementation of their newest ground-breaking technology today, which they’ve named Contextual Ad Matching Platform. “The way it works is

by Louis Feinberg

Generation that was handed everything, refuses to do the bare minimum

Valencia – In light of the renewed indoor mask mandate, a group of boomers is now protesting the requirements. “This is a violation of our

by Louis Feinberg

This Is The Beginning

Welcome back to the Advance Post Times! We took a brief hiatus to replace the Altair 8800s, air out the microwave of the tuna smell,

by Louis Feinberg

[Sponsored Post] Political Consultant Group Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe Launch Congressional Campaign Starter Kit

Political Consultant Group Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe is excited to announce the general availability of our New Congressional Campaign Starter Kit™! There is a prime

by Louis Feinberg

Flags Ordered to Half-Staff Ahead of The Next Inevitable, but Preventable, Tragedy

Santa Clarita – City of Santa Clarita Mayor Bill Miranda announced Thursday morning that the flag at city hall will be lowered to half-staff in

by Louis Feinberg

Santa Clarita Valley Advance Post Times

Author: Louis Feinberg

Carl and Jeri Goldman to Donate All KHTS Profits to Bridge to Home

Christian Fascists Hold Rally for Forced Births

Councilwoman Marsha McLean Launches OnlyFans to Cover Campaign Debt

Owner of local satire website announces they are really going to do something with it. Seriously this time.

City Council to Consider Paying Attention to Alan Ferdman

KHTS Announces New Innovations in Online Advertising

Generation that was handed everything, refuses to do the bare minimum

This Is The Beginning

[Sponsored Post] Political Consultant Group Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe Launch Congressional Campaign Starter Kit

Flags Ordered to Half-Staff Ahead of The Next Inevitable, but Preventable, Tragedy

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