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LIVE BLOG: Election Night 2020

Posted onNovember 3, 2020November 3, 2020
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The Signal Undergoes Rebranding, Lays Off Remaining Staff With Spines

Posted onOctober 30, 2020October 30, 2020
City Council Crime Featured Latest News News Politics & Government

City Council Candidates to Star in New Animated Crime Procedural

Posted onOctober 16, 2020October 16, 2020

Latest News

The Signal Undergoes Rebranding, Lays Off Remaining Staff With Spines

Posted onOctober 30, 2020October 30, 2020 Community, Featured, Latest News, News

City Council Candidates to Star in New Animated Crime Procedural

Posted onOctober 16, 2020October 16, 2020 City Council, Crime, Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

Local GOP Volunteers Mistake Neighborhood Mailboxes for Low-Income Housing

Posted onOctober 10, 2020October 10, 2020 Latest News, News, Politics & Government
Bob Kellar Looking Longingly at his protege Jason Gibbs

Bob Kellar Passes the Klan Hood to Jason Gibbs

Posted onOctober 8, 2020October 8, 2020 City Council, Community, Latest News, Politics & Government
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Letter from Councilman Bob Kellar

In the past few days, comments I made ten years ago have been brought to light and a petition calling for my resignation has crossed …

By Bob Kellar
Posted onJune 10, 2020June 10, 2020
City Council, News, Politics & Government

Santa Clarita City Council Admits They Were Wrong, Apologizes, and Resigns in Disgrace

Posted onJune 5, 2020June 5, 2020

Santa Clarita – After falling for a viral Facebook post claiming “Antifa” were going to be bused in for riots and going Uber-Karen by calling …

City Council, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Weekly Poll: Should Santa Clarita Remove This Confederate Monument?

Posted onJune 3, 2020June 3, 2020
Featured, News, Politics & Government

Golden Retriever that wishes he was a real boy out fundraises Scott Wilk

Posted onJune 1, 2020June 1, 2020

Valencia – In a press release, Democratic candidate for State Senate District 21, Kipp Mueller, announced that he had raised more money last month than …

City Council, Community, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Mayor Smyth Announces First Round of Sacrifices to Appease Coronavirus

Posted onMay 27, 2020May 27, 2020

Santa Clarita – Mayor Cameron Smyth announced Wednesday morning the plan to prematurely “open up” Santa Clarita, in an effort to stem the tide of …

Congress, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Mike Garcia Declares Victory

Posted onMay 13, 2020May 13, 2020

Santa Clarita – Congressional Candidate Mike Garcia released a statement early this morning declaring victory over Christy Smith in the special election to fill the …

Congress, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Mike Garcia Unsure Why Flag and Bible Not Preventing Valid Criticism

Posted onMay 11, 2020May 11, 2020

Santa Clarita – In a recent interview, Mike Garcia expressed frustration that holding a Bible and American flag are not enough to insulate him from …

Community, Featured

Anti-Abortion Group Stages Pro-Choice Rally

Posted onMay 7, 2020May 6, 2020

Valencia – Hundreds of protesters, or dozens if you don’t use the Signal’s math, showed up at the corner of McBean and Valencia Boulevard Tuesday …

City Council, News, Politics & Government

TimBen Boydston Legally Changes Name, Announces Bid for City Council

Posted onApril 27, 2020April 27, 2020

Santa Clarita – Former council member TimBen Boydston announced today his intention to seek a seat on the city council once again. In a shocking …

Featured, News

Local “Writer” Wins Presidential Noble Prize

Posted onApril 27, 2020April 27, 2020

Washington D.C. – Local “writer” and veterans’ issues cosplayer Bill Reynolds was presented with a rare Presidential Metal of Writing today. “It’s truly an honor …

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