Community

Christian Fascists Hold Rally for Forced Births

Valencia, CA – Local Cult Leader Jerry Cook, “Pastor” of extremist “church” Freedom’s Way Baptist, organized a rally last night in support of removing the

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City Council

Councilwoman Marsha McLean Launches OnlyFans to Cover Campaign Debt

Santa Clarita, CA – Current city Councilwoman and former Santa Clarita Mayor Marsha McLean announced today that she has launched an OnlyFans account to address

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Community

Owner of local satire website announces they are really going to do something with it. Seriously this time.

Santa Clarita – The owner of local satire website Santa Clarita Valley Advance Post Times announced today their intention to actually do something with the

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Saugus Cafe Renamed

Santa Clarita – The Saugus Cafe, first established in 1886, has been renamed to “South Valencia Café.” The change comes amidst a drop in customers,