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Education Featured News

Hart District to Rename All School Mascots

Posted onFebruary 10, 2021February 10, 2021
Congress Crime Featured News Politics & Government

Congressman Garcia Launches New Touring Company

Posted onJanuary 21, 2021January 21, 2021
City Council Community Congress Featured News Politics & Government

LIVE BLOG: Election Night 2020

Posted onNovember 3, 2020November 3, 2020

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The Signal Undergoes Rebranding, Lays Off Remaining Staff With Spines

Posted onOctober 30, 2020October 30, 2020 Community, Featured, Latest News, News

City Council Candidates to Star in New Animated Crime Procedural

Posted onOctober 16, 2020October 16, 2020 City Council, Crime, Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

Local GOP Volunteers Mistake Neighborhood Mailboxes for Low-Income Housing

Posted onOctober 10, 2020October 10, 2020 Latest News, News, Politics & Government
Bob Kellar Looking Longingly at his protege Jason Gibbs

Bob Kellar Passes the Klan Hood to Jason Gibbs

Posted onOctober 8, 2020October 8, 2020 City Council, Community, Latest News, Politics & Government
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Christy Smith Responds to Garcia attack with new ad

Santa Clarita – Hours after the release of a leaked ad campaign from Mike Garcia, the Christy Smith for Congress Campaign released a video response, …

By Emmanual Goldstein
Posted onApril 25, 2020April 25, 2020
Congress, Featured, News

Leaked: Mike Garcia for Congress Devastating New Ad

Posted onApril 25, 2020April 25, 2020

Santa Clarita – An anonymous source has provided the SCVAPT editorial team an advanced copy of a devastating new ad for Mike Garcia for Congress. …

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Weekly Poll: How are you?

Posted onApril 24, 2020April 24, 2020

2020 has been interesting so far. Maybe interesting isn’t the right word. Anyway, how are you?

Congress, News, Politics & Government

Election Watch: 2020 – Our Endorsements For Congress

Posted onMarch 1, 2020March 1, 2020

With election day rapidly approaching, the Advance Post Times editorial board convened to discuss the upcoming election, and decide on who to endorse based on …

Community, Environment, News

Santa Clarita Sheriff’s Department Issues Urgent Advisory Relating to High Wind Event

Posted onJanuary 6, 2020January 6, 2020

After being inundated with 911 calls by frightened residents, the Sheriff’s Department issued an advisory message to residents to help them through this trying time …

City Council, Community, Featured, News, Politics & Government

City Council to Honor Bob Kellar by Renaming Canyon Country Road

Posted onJanuary 5, 2020January 5, 2020

Santa Clarita – At the January 14th meeting, the City Council is set to honor Councilman Bob Kellars (R – Canyon Country) final year by …

Community

Aunt Discovers Facebook and Memes in Same Weekend, Ruining Lives for Many

Posted onJanuary 5, 2020January 5, 2020

North Valencia – A local woman, Karen, Aunt to 5 millennials, has signed up for a Facebook account, promptly adding all of her family members, …

Featured, News

Regarding The Advance Post Times

Posted onDecember 19, 2019December 18, 2019

After a monumentally successful first 4 months of 2019, the Advance Post Times was relinquished to the dustbin of Santa Clarita history; an unfitting demise …

Community, Featured, News, Politics & Government

SCV GOP Announces Primary Challenger for Christy Smith: 8×10 Photo of Dante Acosta Stapled to Suzette Valladares’ Face

Posted onSeptember 29, 2019September 29, 2019

Santa Clarita — The local GOP organization has announced their ringer for the primary against Christy Smith: A photo of Dante Acosta stapled to the …

Community, Featured, News

Local Man Regains Mojo Amid Impeachment Scandal

Posted onSeptember 29, 2019September 29, 2019

A local man who was diagnosed as suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) recently alerted his medical team of his miraculous recovery.  Henry Mayo medical …

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