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Hart District to Rename All School Mascots

Posted onFebruary 10, 2021February 10, 2021
Congress Crime Featured News Politics & Government

Congressman Garcia Launches New Touring Company

Posted onJanuary 21, 2021January 21, 2021
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LIVE BLOG: Election Night 2020

Posted onNovember 3, 2020November 3, 2020

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The Signal Undergoes Rebranding, Lays Off Remaining Staff With Spines

Posted onOctober 30, 2020October 30, 2020 Community, Featured, Latest News, News

City Council Candidates to Star in New Animated Crime Procedural

Posted onOctober 16, 2020October 16, 2020 City Council, Crime, Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

Local GOP Volunteers Mistake Neighborhood Mailboxes for Low-Income Housing

Posted onOctober 10, 2020October 10, 2020 Latest News, News, Politics & Government
Bob Kellar Looking Longingly at his protege Jason Gibbs

Bob Kellar Passes the Klan Hood to Jason Gibbs

Posted onOctober 8, 2020October 8, 2020 City Council, Community, Latest News, Politics & Government
Education, News, Politics & Government

Assemblywoman Christy Smith Introduces Legislation Forcing Un-Vaccinated Children Into Charter Schools

Sacramento — Hot on the heels of her controversial vote about vaccinations, Assemblywoman Christy Smith introduced new legislation today that would require un-vaccinated children to …

By Emmanual Goldstein
Posted onSeptember 5, 2019September 4, 2019
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Person Posts Article to Social Media to Subtweet/Vaguebook Specific Person; Inadvertently Triggers Insecurities in Others

Posted onSeptember 4, 2019September 3, 2019

A local Facebook user, who requested anonymity, revealed today that an article they posted was furtive criticism of a particular person, but unwittingly unearthed the …

Community, Featured

Local Conservatives Up In Arms Over Existence of Contrarian Opinions

Posted onSeptember 2, 2019September 2, 2019

Santa Clarita — Over the Labor Day weekend, conservatives gathered in their safe space on Facebook — SCV Open Forum — to voice their disgust …

Community, Latest News

Tone Deaf Caucasian Male Unsure Why His White Nationalist Views Are Being Compared to Nazis

Posted onAugust 18, 2019August 18, 2019

Santa Clarita — Doug Sutton, owner and publisher of the Santa Clarita Gazette and Free Classifieds/Spam news paper is under fire this week for his …

Featured, News

Locals Propose “Gun Violence Forecast”

Posted onAugust 4, 2019August 10, 2019

Santa Clarita — In the aftermath of two mass shootings in under 24 hours, local gun enthusiasts have proposed a new “Gun Violence Forecast” to …

Featured, News

Santa Clarita City Staff Announce Partnership with MTV Networks

Posted onAugust 1, 2019August 1, 2019

Santa Clarita — City Staff announced today a partnership with MTV Networks to bring the town mascot, “Sammy Clarita,” to a wider audience in the …

City Council, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Santa Clarita Votes to Become Latest Sanctuary City in California

Posted onAugust 1, 2019August 1, 2019

City leaders today announced a unanimous, affirmative vote on a resolution proposed by Councilman Bob Kellar to establish Santa Clarita as a sanctuary city to …

Mikkke Garcia for KKKongress
Latest News, News, Politics & Government

Mike Garcia Files for Divorce from Reality

Posted onJuly 11, 2019July 11, 2019

Santa Clarita — Mike Garcia, Republican congressional candidate challenging incumbent Katie Hill, has filed for divorce from Reality according to documents obtained. The news comes …

Featured, News

Culinary Critique: Local Souped-Up Civic Owner Reviews SCV’s Hottest Legal Opiates

Posted onJuly 1, 2019July 1, 2019

Searching for the right balance of flavor and fulfillment is something I find to be a unique challenge. Depending on the esculent experience you are …

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Community, Featured

Couple Celebrates Pride Month by Offending Marriage Traditionalists With Boring, Uneventful Life

Posted onJune 17, 2019June 17, 2019

Saugus — Local marriage traditionalists are up in arms today at the sight of a couple celebrating Pride Month. “Frankly, it’s immoral, offensive to god, …

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