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Bald, Middle Aged White Male Named Chad Announces Run for President of Local Democrat Club

Posted onMarch 1, 2019March 2, 2019

Stanch — Chad Kampbell, of the soup fortune, has announced his bid for President of the local Democratic Club, stupidly named “DAA” or “Democrats Alliance …

Community, Latest News, News

Carl and Jeri Goldman, owners of KHTS, Declare Moral Bankruptcy

Posted onMarch 1, 2019March 2, 2019

Newhall — Carl and Jeri Goldman, known for their longtime community focused terrestrial radio broadcast station KHTS, and owner/operators of “Hometownstation” tabloid website have announced …

Community, Sports

Dads Exchange Sneers at Kids Soccer Game, Wives Remind Them to Behave

Posted onFebruary 25, 2019February 25, 2019

Valencia — Over the weekend, two fathers were seen exchanging sneers at their kids soccer tournament, only to be derided by their respective wives. “Do …

Community

Valencia Woman Struggling to Find Dead Relative for Vanity Sticker

Posted onFebruary 22, 2019February 22, 2019

Valencia — A woman is disappointed today after going to Etsy with the intent to purchase a vanity sticker for her car, only to discover …

Community, Featured

Ring Neighbors App Allows Residents to report crime, suspicious persons, and/or people of color

Posted onFebruary 21, 2019February 21, 2019

East Canyon Country — Ring, the wifi doorbell company recently purchased by Amazon, has announced the latest version of their app, “Neighbors by Ring.” The …

Community, Featured

Balding white man shaves head, grows beard to retain “youthful” look

Posted onFebruary 19, 2019February 19, 2019

North Valencia — A local man is reveling in compliments today, after he made the decision to shave his head and grow a beard. “I …

Look at this dump
Community, Featured, News

Santa Clarita named Okayest place to live by Suburbanite Magazine

Posted onFebruary 6, 2019February 9, 2019

Santa Clarita — Suburbanite Magazine has named Santa Clarita it’s Okayest Place to Live 2019. Further, it was the only California city to make the …

"I'm sick of your shit, Sophia"
Community, Latest News

Saugus woman tells her 3 children they’re on her last nerve for the 10th time today

Posted onFebruary 5, 2019February 9, 2019

Saugus — Amanda Clark announced to her three children today that they are on her last nerve. Her idle threats were met with eye rolls …

Community, Featured, Latest News, News

“Grand Opening,” Santa Clarita’s First Strip Club, Set to Open

Posted onJanuary 29, 2019January 29, 2019

Valencia — The Santa Clarita Valley will soon host the areas very first strip club, “Grand Opening,” located in the Westfield Valencia Town Center Mall. …

Community, Featured, News

Mountasia purchased by French conglomorate

Posted onJanuary 24, 2019January 24, 2019

Santa Clarita — A French conglomorate has purchased the parent company of local staple “Mountasia,” and will rename the park “Mounteurope.” The move comes just …

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