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Category: Politics & Government

Congress, Featured, Politics & Government

Congressman Mike Garcia Demanding Russia Increase Amounts for Bounties on American Soldiers

Posted onSeptember 1, 2020September 1, 2020

Washington DC – Congressman Mike Garcia (R – Santa Clarita) has introduced legislation, demanding Russia be held accountable for not setting a market value rate …

Congress, News, Politics & Government

Congressman Garcia’s Facebook Page Removed Amidst QAnon Purge

Posted onAugust 19, 2020August 19, 2020

Menlo Park, CA – Outraged, Congressman Mike Garcia released a statement today, after Facebook removed his campaign Facebook page, allegedly for QAnon related Content. “Doesn’t …

City Council, Community, Environment, Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

City Officials Break Ground on Mass Grave for COVID-19 Victims

Posted onJuly 25, 2020July 25, 2020

As the COVID-19 crisis worsens in California and LA County, Santa Clarita City leaders have taken the bold step to prepare for this unprecedented, mass-casualty …

City Council, Featured, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

Chris Werthe Continues Tradition of Dumb Campaign Puns

Posted onJuly 3, 2020July 3, 2020

Valencia — Chris Werthe, candidate for Santa Clarita Valley City Council, has announced his new campaign slogan “Worthe of your Vote.” He continues the long …

City Council, News, Politics & Government

Local Extremist Attacks Veteran

Posted onJune 18, 2020June 18, 2020

Santa Clarita – William Reynolds, local extremist and hater of all veterans, has gone on the attack against patriot, city council candidate, and veteran Chris …

City Council, News, Politics & Government

Letter from Councilman Bob Kellar

Posted onJune 10, 2020June 10, 2020

In the past few days, comments I made ten years ago have been brought to light and a petition calling for my resignation has crossed …

City Council, News, Politics & Government

Santa Clarita City Council Admits They Were Wrong, Apologizes, and Resigns in Disgrace

Posted onJune 5, 2020June 5, 2020

Santa Clarita – After falling for a viral Facebook post claiming “Antifa” were going to be bused in for riots and going Uber-Karen by calling …

City Council, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Weekly Poll: Should Santa Clarita Remove This Confederate Monument?

Posted onJune 3, 2020June 3, 2020
Featured, News, Politics & Government

Golden Retriever that wishes he was a real boy out fundraises Scott Wilk

Posted onJune 1, 2020June 1, 2020

Valencia – In a press release, Democratic candidate for State Senate District 21, Kipp Mueller, announced that he had raised more money last month than …

City Council, Community, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Mayor Smyth Announces First Round of Sacrifices to Appease Coronavirus

Posted onMay 27, 2020May 27, 2020

Santa Clarita – Mayor Cameron Smyth announced Wednesday morning the plan to prematurely “open up” Santa Clarita, in an effort to stem the tide of …

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