North Valencia – A local woman, Karen, Aunt to 5 millennials, has signed up for a Facebook account, promptly adding all of her family members, and posting Minion Memes every 34 seconds. “Like, it was fine at first, but she kept tagging me in the posts” said Derek, her nephew, “I deleted my account, but now she just texts them to me. I hope she doesn’t find out about SnapChat.”

“OMG this is SO ME!!!! ????” reads one of the captions in her 683rd post of the day. Karen is expected to discover TikTok within a few weeks, causing mass abandonment of the social media app.

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