After a monumentally successful first 4 months of 2019, the Advance Post Times was relinquished to the dustbin of Santa Clarita history; an unfitting demise for such a behemoth publication. Gone were the days of semi-clever innuendo, inside jokes so inside only 3 people got them, and hate mail from Kathy Kellar. The site fell to the wayside, without a clear path forward, and neglected like Santa Clarita’s homeless population. But just like the hobos, we’re putting it on a bus and shipping it south!

The year 2020 is shaping up to be the most boring year in all of human history, so we’re relaunching on January 1st to bring some smiles to your faces, and frowns to the faces of your enemies. Now that I, your dear original editor, am giving up his podcast and shuttering the quasi-news & leftist publication named after a god awful Scottish duo from the 90’s, I will have more time to dedicate to making fun of everyone around me. Especially now that I don’t have to be nice to them to get them on my show.

Kidding, we’re not Stephen Daniels. Or are we?

We’re not.

But, you would be forgiven for making that assumption.

Anyway, this is becoming more of a drunken rant than I had intended. My wife is out of town at a conference, and Siri stopped talking to me three beers ago.

Right, the site. So it’s coming back I guess. This time with content again. Hopefully.

To a happy and prosperous 2020 (because we’re putting ads on the site)

Warm Regards,
Emmanuel Goldstein
Original Editor of Santa Clarita Advance Post Times

P.S. no more of that Dread Pirate Roberts shit. It didn’t work out too well, so don’t ask.

SCVAPT Contributor