Valencia man unsure of which Starbucks to pretend to write screenplay at

Pretending to write is hard work

A local Valencia resident is having difficulty choosing a Starbucks location to take his laptop to this morning. Kyle Evans, 34, enjoys the “ambiance” of the Bouquet/Newhall Ranch location, but says “lately, it’s been so busy that no one sees me writing my screenplay. It’s about a suburban writer finding love at a popular coffee house.”

He says he’s tried other locations, but they reportedly lack a “certain je ne sais quoi” according to Evans.

Other locations he’s tried:
Magic Mountain Parkway
Old Road/Valencia
Old Road/McBean
Old Road/Rye Canyon
Copper Hill/Newhall Ranch
Copper Hill/Seco
McBean/Magic Mountain Parkway (inside the mall)
McBean/Magic Mountain Parkway (by BJs)
McBean/Magic Mountain Parkway (by Corner Bakery)
McBean at Granary Square
Golden Valley/Soledad
Via Princessa
Golden Valley (inside the good Target)
Soledad/Sand Canyon
Railroad Ave

“Maybe I’ll just try Bodhi Leaf,” he resigned.

One Reply to “Valencia man unsure of which Starbucks to pretend to write screenplay at”

  1. omg he needs to try Lyons/Orchard Village. There’s just enough confusion as to which direction the line forms, that people will certainly scope out the room

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