Today marked the first time in the history of the Congressional District that it is represented in Washington D.C. by a non-Asshole. Hill (D-Agua Dulce) ran a successful campaign against incumbent Steve Knight (R-Palmdale), unseating the two term asshole. “This is a great day for decent human beings” said Hill, “but I will represent the interests of assholes and non-assholes alike.”

Echoing his time serving the district, Steve Knight could not be reached for comment.

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