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Advance Post Times Seeks Writers Who Can English Good

Can you English good? Are you able to adjective and verb the nouns? Have we got something for you!

By popular demand and/or request, we’re looking for slave labor forced writing volunteers to write stuff. If you’ve got the chops, send in your article to [email protected]

Include your nom de plume.

Seriously. People are requesting to write. What losers.