Mike Garcia Files for Divorce from Reality

Mikkke Garcia for KKKongress

Santa Clarita — Mike Garcia, Republican congressional candidate challenging incumbent Katie Hill, has filed for divorce from Reality according to documents obtained. The news comes as a surprise to the local Republican Party, as many of them had hoped Garcia would be the only one not divorced from Reality. “Its a real shame,” said former SCV GOP president Joe Messina, “the socialist agenda strikes again.

Reached for comment, Reality said “I know this seems sudden, but Mike and I have been growing apart more and more over the years. His congressional campaign was the final straw. I mean, you’ve heard him speak. It’s pretty clear that the two of us haven’t spoken in quite some time.”

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