North Valencia — A local man is reveling in compliments today, after he made the decision to shave his head and grow a beard. “I dunno what prompted it,” said Devon Montgomery 41, “I just feel like this is a better look for me at this point in life.” The change comes on the heels of the realization that Devon’s hairline had receded, and his hair had thinned to the point which a comb-over would be untenable.
“I also really didn’t want to be called ‘Mr. Clean’ by everyone,” said Montgomery, defeated, “the beard changes that. I think I look pretty good!” He is looking forward to the next soccer game for his kid, hoping that newly single mother takes note. “Not that anything would come of it, of course. Just nice to be noticed” said Montgomery, shedding a single tear.
A previous version of this post incorrectly stated the mans location. We regret the error.