Linda Storli’s Hair Seen Attempting to Seduce Common House Cat

Linda Storli

Santa Clarita — Hart School District Board Member Linda Storli’s Hair was seen today attempting to seduce a common house cat. “It was clear the cat was trying to get away, but the hair just wasn’t picking up the hints,” said Jessica Miller, one of the witnesses. It is unclear if charges will be filed against Storli’s Hair.

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