Golden Retriever that wishes he was a real boy out fundraises Scott Wilk
Valencia – In a press release, Democratic candidate for State Senate District 21, Kipp Mueller, announced that he had raised more money last month than Republican opponent and answer to the question “what if lightly buttered toast could talk” Scott Wilk. “It is very exciting, today we have raised $35.72, a full dollar more than Scott Wilk!” read the release.
Mueller reached new heights in May after narrowly winning against Dana LaMon. He also prevailed against fourth-tier candidates Steve “what racist white people imagine all black people are like” Hill, and sun-bleached Dr. Seuss Character Warren Heaton.
We reached out to Scott Wilk for comment, but his wife said he was too busy choosing a new font for his campaign slogan, “Got Wilk?”
