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Category: City Council

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City Council to Vote on Replacement for Abomination That is the City Flag

Posted onFebruary 18, 2019February 18, 2019

Santa Clarita — In a press release today, City Manager Ken Striplin announced that the city would finally be replacing the abomination that is the …

City Council, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

Brett Haddock Declares 2020 Candidacy, immediately concedes to Cameron Smyth

Posted onFebruary 8, 2019February 9, 2019

Canyon Country — In an early morning news conference, local Pee-wee Herman Cosplayer and two time election loser Brett Haddock declared his candidacy for the …

City Council, Featured, News

Mayor Mclean Announces Free Bus Fare for Homeless

Posted onFebruary 4, 2019February 9, 2019

Santa Clarita — The mayors office has announced a new plan to increase bus ridership, and assist our local homeless population. “Anyone currently in the …

City Council, Latest News, News

Three failed city council candidates searching for fourth member for barbershop quartet

Posted onJanuary 16, 2019January 16, 2019

Santa Clarita — The three Democrap city council candidates from last Novembers election have announced their search for a fourth member, so they can start …

City Council, Featured, Latest News, News

Kathy and Bob Kellar announce Boarding School for Orphaned Racists

Posted onJanuary 15, 2019January 16, 2019

Canyon Country — Kathy and Bob Kellar announced today their plans to open a local boarding school. They’re calling it “The Kellar School for Orphaned …

City Council, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

TimBen Boydston caught “Ding Dong Ditching” Laurene Westes house

Posted onJanuary 11, 2019January 16, 2019

A video released Thursday by Laurene Weste apparently shows former councilman TimBen Boydston “ding dong ditching” her house. “What an idiot, I have a Ring …

City Council, Latest News, News

City Council to vote on damming Santa Clara river, flooding most of Canyon Country

Posted onJanuary 8, 2019January 8, 2019

The Santa Clarita City Council will vote Tuesday on whether to proceed with an agenda item to build a dam and reservoir in Canyon Country. …

Councilmember Weste realizing she was in front of constituents File Photo
City Council, News, Politics & Government

In their own words: City Council Priorities for 2019

Posted onJanuary 1, 2019February 9, 2019

Laurene Weste says she’s looking forward to ignoring the constituents in the new year. “This town has gotten so big. My assistant really is overworked, all these people asking questions. It’s too much for her.”

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