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Category: City Council

City Council, News, Politics & Government

Santa Clarita City Council Admits They Were Wrong, Apologizes, and Resigns in Disgrace

Posted onJune 5, 2020June 5, 2020

Santa Clarita – After falling for a viral Facebook post claiming “Antifa” were going to be bused in for riots and going Uber-Karen by calling …

City Council, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Weekly Poll: Should Santa Clarita Remove This Confederate Monument?

Posted onJune 3, 2020June 3, 2020
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Mayor Smyth Announces First Round of Sacrifices to Appease Coronavirus

Posted onMay 27, 2020May 27, 2020

Santa Clarita – Mayor Cameron Smyth announced Wednesday morning the plan to prematurely “open up” Santa Clarita, in an effort to stem the tide of …

City Council, News, Politics & Government

TimBen Boydston Legally Changes Name, Announces Bid for City Council

Posted onApril 27, 2020April 27, 2020

Santa Clarita – Former council member TimBen Boydston announced today his intention to seek a seat on the city council once again. In a shocking …

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City Council to Honor Bob Kellar by Renaming Canyon Country Road

Posted onJanuary 5, 2020January 5, 2020

Santa Clarita – At the January 14th meeting, the City Council is set to honor Councilman Bob Kellars (R – Canyon Country) final year by …

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Santa Clarita Votes to Become Latest Sanctuary City in California

Posted onAugust 1, 2019August 1, 2019

City leaders today announced a unanimous, affirmative vote on a resolution proposed by Councilman Bob Kellar to establish Santa Clarita as a sanctuary city to …

City Council, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Councilwoman Laurene Weste Releases Rap Album

Posted onMay 31, 2019June 13, 2019

Santa Clarita – Former Mayor and current Councilwoman surprised the public today by releasing a diss album under her rap alter ego, “LaurYe Weste.” The …

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Weekly poll: City Council Votes to study “Ban on non-English speaking Mexicans”

Posted onApril 11, 2019June 13, 2019

At Tuesdays meeting, the city council voted unanimously in favor of conducting a study on the impact of banning non-English speaking Mexicans. The motion was …

City Council, Featured, News, Politics & Government

Santa Clarita City Council Polling Residents Regarding Annual Purge Event

Posted onMarch 29, 2019March 29, 2019

The Santa Clarita City Council has unanimously approved a resolution to poll Santa Clarita residents to determine the level of interest in a purge event.  …

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Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, City Council Paints Santa Clara River Green

Posted onMarch 19, 2019March 19, 2019

Santa Clarita — On Monday, the day after St. Patricks day, City Council gathered in the Santa Clara “River” bed to commemorate the occasion by …

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