Porto’s Coming to Santa Clarita Never
Local foodies rejoice: Betty Porto, co-owner of famed bakery “Porto’s” has released a statement indicating that they have no plans to open a location in Santa Clarita.
Reached for comment, Mrs. Porto said “we have zero desire to bring our business to Santa Clarita. Stop asking.”
Before abruptly ending the call, Mrs. Porto could be heard muttering profanity.
Rude! Just turned off to Portos!
Sounds like a wonderful person to give your business to…never have eaten there and now definitely know I’ll never eat there.
As we know how some of those foreigners can be, maybe shipper ass back with her food & GREEN CARD..🏴☠️📦🦵🦵
Wow.. must of got her on one of her Bad Days, or she just doesn’t like Santa Carita, her loss..🥴 Keep the business in the valley who cares. 😵💫😵🤢😝