Porto’s Coming to Santa Clarita Never

Local foodies rejoice: Betty Porto, co-owner of famed bakery “Porto’s” has released a statement indicating that they have no plans to open a location in Santa Clarita.

Reached for comment, Mrs. Porto said “we have zero desire to bring our business to Santa Clarita. Stop asking.”

Before abruptly ending the call, Mrs. Porto could be heard muttering profanity.

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