Coraopolis, Pennsylvania — Big 5 Sporting Goods has announced that it is being swallowed by Dick’s Sporting Goods. The deal is reportedly worth $40 million.
Valencia — Residents in the West Hills neighborhood are in an uproar today after discovering the prison approximately a half mile away. “This is outrageous,”
Exasperated Santa Clarita Sheriffs Public Information Officer Shirley Miller said Friday “we just want to get the word out that if you see flashing lights and hear sirens, pull the fuck over.”
Today marked the first time in the history of the Congressional District that it is represented in Washington D.C. by a non-Asshole. Hill (D-Agua Dulce)
