Santa Clarita, CA – In a shocking yet somehow entirely predictable twist, the beloved niche website, the Santa Clarita Valley Advance Post Times, is now
The local Facebook group with over 20,000 members celebrated the 1000th “spider” post of 2019 today. A frequent subject of debate, these spider posts often
Today marked the first time in the history of the Congressional District that it is represented in Washington D.C. by a non-Asshole. Hill (D-Agua Dulce)
Laurene Weste says she’s looking forward to ignoring the constituents in the new year. “This town has gotten so big. My assistant really is overworked, all these people asking questions. It’s too much for her.”
Local foodies rejoice: Betty Porto, co-owner of famed bakery “Porto’s” has released a statement indicating that they have no plans to open a location in
