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Local Development Halted by Discovery of Ancient Artifacts

Posted onJanuary 17, 2019January 17, 2019

According to a press conference today by Greg Grundle of Pardee Homes, development has been immediately halted of their Skyline Development in Canyon Country. “Some …

City Council, Latest News, News

Three failed city council candidates searching for fourth member for barbershop quartet

Posted onJanuary 16, 2019January 16, 2019

Santa Clarita — The three Democrap city council candidates from last Novembers election have announced their search for a fourth member, so they can start …

City Council, Featured, Latest News, News

Kathy and Bob Kellar announce Boarding School for Orphaned Racists

Posted onJanuary 15, 2019January 16, 2019

Canyon Country — Kathy and Bob Kellar announced today their plans to open a local boarding school. They’re calling it “The Kellar School for Orphaned …

Latest News, News

SCV Water Agency Board Members demonstrate safety of water by chewing it

Posted onJanuary 14, 2019January 14, 2019

On the heels of reports of contamination, SCV Water Agency Board members want to assure residents that Santa Clarita water is perfectly safe. To that …

You idiots can't drive
Latest News, News

Rain Comes to Santa Clarita, causing loss of ability to drive for many

Posted onJanuary 14, 2019January 14, 2019

The second in a series of rainstorms hit Santa Clarita this morning, causing many people to completely forget how to drive. “You just don’t think …

City Council, Latest News, News, Politics & Government

TimBen Boydston caught “Ding Dong Ditching” Laurene Westes house

Posted onJanuary 11, 2019January 16, 2019

A video released Thursday by Laurene Weste apparently shows former councilman TimBen Boydston “ding dong ditching” her house. “What an idiot, I have a Ring …

Community, Latest News, News

Anthony Hopkins spotted wandering Placerita Canyon, really creeping people out

Posted onJanuary 11, 2019January 10, 2019

Placerita Canyon – Anthony Hopkins was spotted today, aimlessly wandering around Placerita Canyon and Masters College. Approached by several residents, he reportedly just asked “is …

City Council, Latest News, News

City Council to vote on damming Santa Clara river, flooding most of Canyon Country

Posted onJanuary 8, 2019January 8, 2019

The Santa Clarita City Council will vote Tuesday on whether to proceed with an agenda item to build a dam and reservoir in Canyon Country. …

Skylar Hopes to Become a Social Media Influencer - whatever that is
Community, Latest News

Santa Clarita’s Largest Export Now 30-Year-Olds with Seven Partially-Completed AA Degrees

Posted onJanuary 7, 2019January 7, 2019

According to a study conducted by city staff, recent data has shown that Santa Clarita’s biggest contribution to the world economy are 30-year-olds with a …

Community, Latest News, News

Bridge To Home faces funding shortfall, renames itself “Bridge Is Home”

Posted onJanuary 7, 2019January 16, 2019

Bridge To Home, Santa Clarita’s primary homelessness service provider, announced today a name change to “Bridge Is Home,” highlighting the fact that they are still …

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