Jerome Horwitz, Author at Santa Clarita Valley Advance Post Times

[Barlavi Mocks Survivors of Sexual Assault] Saugus School Board Member Files Defamation Lawsuit Against City Council Candidate

Ed. Note: David Barlavi sexually assaulted multiple women, mercilessly mocked, bullied, and harassed survivors of sexual assault, and threatened legal action when reprimanded for the

by Jerome Horwitz

Facing Difficulties With an Erection, BJ is Delayed

Santa Clarita – Recently reelected Santa Clarita Valley Water board member BJ Atkins told the media Thursday that his inability to attain an erection has

by Jerome Horwitz

Mayor Miranda Beats Unarmed Man in Match of Wits

Santa Clarita – At the Tuesday city council meeting this week, Mayor Bill Miranda mercilessly beat an unarmed man to within an inch of his

by Jerome Horwitz

[Barlavi Mocks Survivors of Sexual Assault] Local Punchline Announces Campaign for Attention

Ed. Note: David Barlavi sexually assaulted multiple women, mercilessly mocked, bullied, and harassed survivors of sexual assault, and threatened legal action when reprimanded for the

by Jerome Horwitz

With July 4th Approaching, local Facebook Groups Brace for Influx of “Gunshots?” Posts

As the nation prepares for annual July 4th celebrations, local Facebook Group administrators are preparing themselves for the influx of “did I hear gunshots?” posts

by Jerome Horwitz

City Council Votes to Bid on 2032 Olympics

Santa Clarita City Council voted this week to bid on the 2032 Summer Olympic Games after Brisbane Australia retracted their bid. “This will be a

by Jerome Horwitz

Valencia Man Excited to Return to Bodhi Leaf to “Finish” His Screenplay

A local Valencia resident is excited for the California Post-Pandemic reopening, as he intends to return to Bodhi Leaf to work on his screenplay. Kyle

by Jerome Horwitz

Introverts Facing Existential Crises as Pandemic Ends, Social Events Resume

Santa Clarita – As California reopens and Governor Gavin Newsome relaxes many of the restrictions put into place during the pandemic, many social introverts are

by Jerome Horwitz

Grandparents Sitting Alone on Zoom as Economy Reopens and Life Returns to Normal

Valencia – As California’s economy reopens, and people venture out from their homes, grandparents are left sitting on Zoom calls alone. “It’s so great to

by Jerome Horwitz

Cloning Machine for Austin Dave Breaks Down, Sending Area Into Panic

Santa Clarita – The company that runs the machine responsible for producing clones of local photo journalist Austin Dave announced today that a temporary problem

by Jerome Horwitz

Santa Clarita Valley Advance Post Times

Author: Jerome Horwitz

[Barlavi Mocks Survivors of Sexual Assault] Saugus School Board Member Files Defamation Lawsuit Against City Council Candidate

Facing Difficulties With an Erection, BJ is Delayed

Mayor Miranda Beats Unarmed Man in Match of Wits

[Barlavi Mocks Survivors of Sexual Assault] Local Punchline Announces Campaign for Attention

With July 4th Approaching, local Facebook Groups Brace for Influx of “Gunshots?” Posts

City Council Votes to Bid on 2032 Olympics

Valencia Man Excited to Return to Bodhi Leaf to “Finish” His Screenplay

Introverts Facing Existential Crises as Pandemic Ends, Social Events Resume

Grandparents Sitting Alone on Zoom as Economy Reopens and Life Returns to Normal

Cloning Machine for Austin Dave Breaks Down, Sending Area Into Panic

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