Jerome Horwitz is a Santa Clarita native. His family traces their lineage all the way back to the 1960s when his grandparents moved to the area to start a farm in what is now Castaic Lake. Growing turnips proved unfeasible below water, so they got out of farming and started a donut shop specializing in Bear Claws. Jerome enjoys watching paint dry, and lurking in local Facebook groups.
Ed. Note: David Barlavi sexually assaulted multiple women, mercilessly mocked, bullied, and harassed survivors of sexual assault, and threatened legal action when reprimanded for the
As the nation prepares for annual July 4th celebrations, local Facebook Group administrators are preparing themselves for the influx of “did I hear gunshots?” posts
Santa Clarita – As California reopens and Governor Gavin Newsome relaxes many of the restrictions put into place during the pandemic, many social introverts are
Valencia – As California’s economy reopens, and people venture out from their homes, grandparents are left sitting on Zoom calls alone. “It’s so great to
Santa Clarita – The company that runs the machine responsible for producing clones of local photo journalist Austin Dave announced today that a temporary problem
Agua Dulce – Elon Musk announced the acquisition of the Agua Dulce Airpark, and several adjacent properties for $129660739.18 in Dogecoin, or approximately $42,000,000 USD
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