Exasperated Santa Clarita Sheriffs Public Information Officer Shirley Miller said Friday “we just want to get the word out that if you see flashing lights and hear sirens, pull the fuck over.”
Today marked the first time in the history of the Congressional District that it is represented in Washington D.C. by a non-Asshole. Hill (D-Agua Dulce)
Local foodies rejoice: Betty Porto, co-owner of famed bakery “Porto’s” has released a statement indicating that they have no plans to open a location in
