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EDITORIAL: Let KHTS Turn to Rubble

This editorial is in response to Carl Goldman’s whiny, self-serving, and misguided editorial here. Stop what you’re doing. Put down your reusable shopping bag and

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Beloved Local Website Up for Grabs; Ideal for Aspiring Digital Landlords with Low Standards

Santa Clarita, CA – In a shocking yet somehow entirely predictable twist, the beloved niche website, the Santa Clarita Valley Advance Post Times, is now

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Frequently referenced Brown Recluse and Porto’s Jokes Found Dead in Apparent Murder-Suicide

Santa Clarita, CA – In a shocking twist that has left local Facebook groups reeling, the beloved and oft-repeated jokes, “Is this a brown recluse?”

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Saugus Cafe Renamed

Santa Clarita – The Saugus Cafe, first established in 1886, has been renamed to “South Valencia Café.” The change comes amidst a drop in customers,

This Is The End

“Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending” Some old white guy, that probably did some socially acceptable things at